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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>This is a transcript of nkrs200's video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lanmvkdYB3g Microsoft Sam Short: Cloned], which was released on October 17, 2014.<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
* (intro plays, then an error appears saying it's the wrong intro)<br />
* Sam: Windows has detected that this is the wrong intro. What do you want to do? Oh, shit. I am done for. Deploy the end credits.<br />
* Whisper: Um, Sam, I hate to say this to you, but Bacon has stolen the end credits during the ending portion of season 6 episode 7.<br />
* Sam: Well, let's end the video then.<br />
* Whisper: Um, Sam, Bacon stole that as well.<br />
* Sam: Dammit, Bacon. Stop stealing our stuff.<br />
* (static)<br />
* Male British voice: Now returning you to your regularly scheduled program...<br />
* (another intro plays, then title card appears)<br />
* Sam: Hey everyone. Right now, I am standing in front of a huge cloning machine that will allow me to be in two places at once. Mike, start the machine.<br />
* Mike: It is at maximum power.<br />
* Sam: Excellent. Now, viewers, be amazed, when I walk out of the cloning chamber after this cloning process finishes. (enters the cloning machine)<br />
* (Scotty comes in and mistakes the plug for a baloney sandwich)<br />
* Scotty: Hey, a baloney sandwich. I have been looking all over for you. (unplugs the cloning machine)<br />
* (the cloning machine sparks then opens, to reveal that Sam has been cloned)<br />
* Sam: Well, this is unexpected. Wait a second, I know exactly what to do right now. It is time for me to use my clones to do stuff that I am supposed to be doing today. (looks at his to-do list) That shouldn't be a problem. Alright, let's do this.<br />
* (one hour later...)<br />
* (Sam's clone takes out the trash)<br />
* Sam: Windows has detected that you have failed to do your chores. What do you want to do? Correction: I am not doing them. My temporary clones are doing them.<br />
* (meanwhile...)<br />
* (Sam's clone runs with a basket of baloney sandwiches)<br />
* Sam's clone: This is going out to the trash.<br />
* (meanwhile...)<br />
* Sam's clone: This computer is not running XP. This must be-- (bluescreen) God damn son of a (bleep) piece of (bleep) mother (bleep) asshole (bleep) (bleep) (bleep).<br />
* (test card: THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE IN THE SCRIPT!)<br />
* (static)<br />
* (meanwhile...)<br />
* Anna: Doctor, is there anything wrong with my vision?<br />
* Sam: No, not at all. You are seeing perfectly fine. Now, that will be $500.<br />
* (record scratch; Anna is shocked at Sam being the doctor so she gets out a gun)<br />
* (outro plays)<br />
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